Author name: Digger

mmmmmmmn warm chicken food, my favourite mid-morning snackette

went outside for my morning walkies with mummy and there was all this white stuff. What fun but a bit cold.

grahame and me was on a verry long walk yesterday, we was out for about an hour and it was a very long way . if I could use tools I would want to measure my legs to make sure they haven’t been worn down to a nub by all that walking!

this weekend is going to be quiet as no telehandlers, no old people and no little screaming people, what will I do?

Im in charge mummy thinks its her but really its me, WTF went to the vet yesterday hes mean but I got my revenge I pee’d and poo’d on his table double WTF mummy has started being mean like the vet, doesn’t she know Im in charge

Played with my red ball today – I found if I chase it and bring it back I get food. Don’t know why they keep throwin’ it away but they seem happy to get it back! Couldn’t quite get the hang of it – kept dropping it on the way, but still got the treats

monday chew things,eat things ,sleep, fart and poo tueday same as monday wednesday, very excited as I hear that there are some new people comming I wonder what they taste like? I have a bit of a hangover today, but I can’t remember a thing but have looked at Grahames facebook and there are some

So many things to chew, think fingers and twigs are my favourite.

this morning I have been out with Grahame in the garden, I have been chasing sticks and trouser legs, its great. problem is that just as I get a good hold on a stick Grahame tugs it away from me and puts it on the big lorry thingy. we went in the big lorry thingy

Daddy said Mummy should make some cake, so she did and I ate some crumbs – mmmmmmmmn, more please. Also Alistair gave me my worming stuff today – that was OK, tasted quite nice.