brrrrrrr Im cold mummy has broken the boiler and its chilly in my bed, must run around like a mad thing to warm up

haven’t got the hang of fetching and leaving. Just run round with it in my mouth, that’s just as much fun

mmmmmmmn warm chicken food, my favourite mid-morning snackette

went outside for my morning walkies with mummy and there was all this white stuff. What fun but a bit cold.

grahame and me was on a verry long walk yesterday, we was out for about an hour and it was a very long way . if I could use tools I would want to measure my legs to make sure they haven’t been worn down to a nub by all that walking!

this weekend is going to be quiet as no telehandlers, no old people and no little screaming people, what will I do?

Im in charge mummy thinks its her but really its me, WTF went to the vet yesterday hes mean but I got my revenge I pee’d and poo’d on his table double WTF mummy has started being mean like the vet, doesn’t she know Im in charge

Played with my red ball today – I found if I chase it and bring it back I get food. Don’t know why they keep throwin’ it away but they seem happy to get it back! Couldn’t quite get the hang of it – kept dropping it on the way, but still got the treats

monday chew things,eat things ,sleep, fart and poo tueday same as monday wednesday, very excited as I hear that there are some new people comming I wonder what they taste like? I have a bit of a hangover today, but I can’t remember a thing but have looked at Grahames facebook and there are some

So many things to chew, think fingers and twigs are my favourite.